Jon Snow
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futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
accurate
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We’ll love you no matter what, lil’ brother
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG
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Infinite list of my favorite movies » 21 Jump Street (2012)
“You will be going undercover as high school students. You’re here simply because you look young. You some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus looking motherfuckers. There’s a new synthetic drug at Sagen high. The mission is : find the supplier.”
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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
if I ever don’t reblog this please assume I am dead
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